So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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