i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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