He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize