hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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