I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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