Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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