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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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