He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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