normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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