went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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