Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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