I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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