Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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