Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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