Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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