There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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