3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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