What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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