in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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