I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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