She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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