He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
farters have to be the big spoon...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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