Do vagina's smell?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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