He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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