This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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