so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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