I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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