At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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