How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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