spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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