dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Houston, we have a squirter
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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