I need help removing her.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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