Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
