Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Is it because I queefed?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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