Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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