Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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