party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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