Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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