You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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