ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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