She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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