Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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