all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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