what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
is that a dick in a sweater?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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