she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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