Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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