Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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