i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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