Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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