You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
