I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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