I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
please come you make the beer taste better
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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