yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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