that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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