In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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