I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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